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• ►2009 (509)
  • ►November (13)
    • Il buone, il brutto, il cattivo...
    • This is why they get $75 an hour...
    • Return to sender...
    • Another sign that the end is near...
    • It's my party and I'll cry if I want to...
    • President Bobblehead
    • This is the type of term limit I can fully support...
    • Hello, AAA? I think the carburettor is flooded...
    • Justice...Saudi style...
    • "Created or saved" explained, at last.
    • Futility is the mother of this invention.
    • Arizona Republic lies...again.
    • Trick or trauma?
  • ►October (39)
    • Everything you need to know about Pelosi-care, in one sentence*.
    • Most competent gubmint, evah!
    • When you've lost Katie Couric...
    • If you cannot find the book you want..
    • Did I mention I have a new album coming out...?
    • Simian sympathy?
    • So, I was watching TV...
    • And they wonder why...
    • The skinny on DC fatcats...
    • La Pelosi entertains...
    • Most eloquent President, evah!
    • Solar power sucks...
    • I said, doctor, is there nothing I can take...
    • President Obama "Come in, sit down...I'm sorry, let me just move that pesky Nobel Prize from your chair..."
    • Harry Reid, the dim bulb from Searchlight, Nevada, unwittingly shines a light on the real cost of health care reform.
    • Stop it, you're killing me...
    • Yeah, they're this brazen about it...
    • ...or Australian?
    • A horrifying tale of "death panels' that we won't be getting, because they are called "pathways" from dear olde England.
    • What happened to global warming?
    • Makes no census to me...
    • Simpler times, smarter politicians, sigh...
    • Free Nobel prize with every four gallons...
    • My barf-meter just broke...
    • Where do I sign up for Obamacare?
    • Probably the only blog that will save you money for years to come...
    • Quelle surprise!
    • It's true, you can't judge a book by its cover...
    • Concise, precise and to the point.
    • Shurf Joe vs Jimmy Napolitano...round 416...
    • From the "You can't make this stuff up" dept.
    • Thought for the day.
    • How to win friends and influence people...Polanski-style.
    • Here's one you should buy...
    • Poor widdle Bawwy didn't get the Owympics...
    • Funniest Polanski line so far...
    • No more Roman in the gloaming...
    • Just the facts, ma'am...
    • However did the Brits win the war?
  • ►September (50)
    • The curious case of Victor Salva...
    • Noted legal genius, Whoopi Goldberg says it wasn't 'rape-rape", whatever that means...
    • Wait...you can't drug and rape a thirteen year old? Since when is that a law?
    • To donate to Hannah Giles' defense fund..
    • Heh!
    • Climate change is definitely..., I mean global warming is...oh, I don't know...let's sing a song instead.
    • Here's how Barry spent his first day at the UN...
    • Where do I send the check?
    • Box of rocks cracks up laughing...
    • Barney Frank seeks probe...
    • More ACORN truths
    • Jimmy Carter is a horse's ass, part 327.
    • Someone's pants are on fire.
    • Phew, said Van Jones...
    • Pelosi admits her ignorance.
    • Truly chilling news
    • A cinematic representation of the relentless ACORN vids...
    • ACORN nuts-San Diego edition
    • Three holes in the ground...
    • and we're back...
    • And another one gone, and another one gone...another one bites the dust
    • Big Government makes Big Difference in its first week
    • Bringing down ACORN, bringing down ACORN, we will come rejoicing...
    • One of these things is not like the other...
    • From a mighty ACORN, a little O'K(eefe) grows...
    • Somewhere, Jimmy Carter is cowering with fear...
    • Bill Maher reaffirms his dishonesty...
    • Why they get away with it...
    • This story warmed the cockles of me heart...
    • Punk-attorney Phil...
    • Andrew Clive Gilbert
    • Kevin Dennis
    • Timothy Paul Gilbert
    • Seriously, is this thing on?
    • Need some ammo to counter the Obamatrons?
    • Townhall violence a storm in a teacup?
    • It's a man, baby...
    • I reject your reality, and substitute my own...
    • Barry was told there would be no math...
    • One reason I love living in Arizona...
    • Someone's telling porkies...
    • Ooh, look, something shiny...
    • White House slams it into reverse...anonymously, of course.
    • There's no fool like an old fool...
    • Door...meet Van Jones' ass...
    • Palate cleanser...a great song with a sad ending
    • Officer Cardillo was unavailable for comment*
    • The Forces Sweetheart is back...
    • The myth of medical bankruptcies
    • Finally...
  • ►August (29)
    • D'ya think he's having trouble finding a bridge partner in hell?
    • Too soon?
    • Remember to tip (over) your waitress...*
    • History re-invented and the devil runs out of ice...
    • A harbinger of things to come...
    • Ted Kennedy
    • Separated at birth?
    • Frommer here to futility...
    • We're in the very best of hands...
    • For once, I agree with Obama, but even when he is right, he is still wrong...
    • On second thoughts...
    • Couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of twenties...
    • Wow, it's come to this...
    • Movie review: Tyson
    • This sign says it all
    • Who ever thought we would yearn for the diplomatic skills of Ms Albright?
    • Remember, this is our top diplomat at work...
    • Two and a half (black) men
    • Having reached bottom, Nancy continues digging...
    • Strange days indeed, most peculiar Momma...
    • Feet, meet fire...
    • More reasons to string "em up...as if you needed any more.
    • Am I wrong, Virginia?
    • Chris "Dodd"ges the bullet, for now...
    • To be this stupid with such brevity is truly a skill
    • "Dollar" Bill Jefferson headed for the hoosegow, finally...
    • Has Barry overplayed his hand?
    • The born conspiracy III
    • Guess she's proud of her country now
  • ►July (43)
    • A picture is worth a thousand words, so they say...
    • Te Lloré Un Río
    • It's like putting Tommy Lee in charge of your swimming pool...
    • He warnt as uppity as I thought...
    • AZ Republic is totally without relent
    • Well, we'd Rather not...
    • The Born Conspiracy II
    • A word from someone who probably won't be having a beer with Bambi any time soon
    • Crosby, Gates, Crowley and Bambi...we're getting the band back together.
    • Pot calls the kettle African-American?
    • Are you paying attention Connecticut voters?
    • "I'm an ostrich..."
    • Sign that needs no caption...
    • Step aside Joe, there's a new gaffe-meister in town
    • Gates keeps digging
    • Cry me a river...
    • Perhaps OJ could teach a class on self-defense...
    • Being The One means never having to say you're sorry...
    • Race disgrace!
    • Bono, the one that sings, not the one that hit the tree...
    • Fun for all the family
    • "A conflict erupted..."
    • Magical healthcare tour continues...
    • Are you gettin' a Buzz...
    • This is funny...
    • A remarkable anniversary goes unremarked upon by the nation's press
    • The Born Conspiracy
    • I pity the fool...
    • San Fran Nan nixes plan
    • Barry will catch Mich-hell!
    • Many a true word spoken in jest.
    • And the Walt Kowalski Award goes to...
    • World's greatest orator strikes again
    • The sky is blue, grass is green...
    • They told me if I voted for John McCain, I would get an idiot for Vice-President...and they were right.
    • Al Charlatan doubles down on stupid.
    • Would I lie to you?
    • Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died.
    • Independence Daze
    • My word!
    • The cat's been off her kibble lately...
    • The One is more like a Zero...
    • Karl Malden. R.I.P.
  • ►June (35)
    • $imon Cowe££
    • President Stink-Eye?
    • As another racially ambiguous musical entertainer once said, "You ain't seen nuthin' yet!"
    • Coming to a privately owned business near you, real soon.
    • House of Cads?
    • As if you needed more reasons to hate it...
    • This says it all...
    • Return of the Jackson Four?
    • Cap and trade/bait and switch...what's the diff?
    • He thinks we're idiots. Well, we did elect him.
    • Be careful what you wish for...
    • One more reason...
    • The NFL must be so proud.
    • Another SoSo nono.
    • Good Dodd man, have you no shame?
    • A "four gone" conclusion? That would be sweet!
    • ...and take your annoying daughter with you.
    • Barry's boys are out of control. Still.
    • Nice utility company you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.
    • It's getting better all the time...
    • The Great Prevaricator holds forth...
    • Mickey Dees hearts La Raza
    • We shall send a harshly worded epistle...
    • Classy First Lady who is an acclaimed international beauty...and Michelle Obama.
    • Are the wheels beginning to come off?
    • Ex Proctor and Gamble VP is scared. With good reason.
    • In-Seine in the membrane...
    • Barry's latest "Blame America Tour" is going to be a Doozy
    • I think GM stands for gone mad...
    • What's that thing about opening your mouth and removing all doubt?
    • If only China would actually say this...
    • I was told there'd be no history
    • He was never gonna close Gitmo from the gitgo
    • The Brits have dentists? Who knew?
    • Geithner "I'll be here all week...remember to tip your waitress"
  • ►May (70)
    • Everybody's going to have to have some skin in the game...
    • If Barry ever loses face, he would still have one left...
    • PC madness.
    • Talkin' 'bout my generation
    • Bill O, you larruping great nelly...
    • Barry in Bizarro world
    • Blue Friday
    • O'Reilly, Oh really...
    • Some of Barry's greatest Tele-stumbles...
    • Willing stenographers carry water for pathological liar.
    • You can take the boy out of Chicago...
    • 2CV, or not 2CV, that is the question.
    • Law of unintended consequences strikes again
    • Left wing ouraged by Obama's golf round on Memorial Day
    • Obama's shell game
    • Memorial Day
    • The British are going, the British are going...
    • An evening with Colin Hay, former Men at Work frontman, highly recommended.
    • My middle name is Nuance, Barry Nuance Obama...
    • A year later, Barry still doesn't get it
    • Darth Cheney gets all medieval on The One
    • For these troubling times, a little levity...
    • D-Day disgrace from Barry?
    • The Rovemeister, Roverini, Rovester...It's all Rove(r) now...
    • As any fule kno...
    • What to expect from GM, after the gubmint takeover...
    • The gift that keeps on taking
    • Barry and border insanity part II
    • And when we say "pragmatic flexibility" we mean "it's not a flip-flop if you have no actual core beliefs'
    • Madge, thwarted in her plan to adopt a small child...
    • Barry, putting the "hip" in hypocrisy, one program at a time
    • Today is Armed Forces Day.
    • More briefs than Michael Jackson's lawyer, more briefs than a Chippendale's dancer, more...well you get the picture.
    • Bordering on insanity
    • Nancy circles the drain...
    • For heaven's sake, Nancy, stop digging...
    • Some people are dead lucky...
    • What could possibly go wrong?
    • King Barry won't free information because of the Freedom of Information Act, or something...
    • You don't spit into the wind...
    • A cap and trade tirade
    • As Ron White says, "You can't fix stupid..."
    • Black to the future?
    • Don't you just hate "hate crime" legislation?
    • It seems Barry ain't "creating" or "saving" anything
    • Meghan, nobody knows who you are, or even cares.
    • Teach your children well...
    • Death of the Republic?
    • Barry buys a newspaper, or three?
    • Is there no truth in advertising any more?
    • Wall St idiots who blindly voted for Barry now have early-onset buyers remorse
    • In Dodd we trust? Version 2.0
    • You can always rely on an American soldier to be resourceful
    • Nice country you got there...be a shame if something happened to it.
    • You don't tug on Superman's cape...
    • Oops, I forgot to celebrate Cinco De Mayo
    • "I've tried to have a ham-and-cheese sandwich every day last week to make that point," Napolitano told members of the Senate Judiciary Committee on Wednesday.
    • I was told there would be no math...
    • Barack displays hidden shallows
    • Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot. Insp. Harry Callahan
    • Thief-in-Chief Brief Grief, or Barry Ocean's latest caper.
    • Miss California? Not in the least, or is this all just a storm in a b cup?
    • Thief- in- Chief, good grief!
    • He's good enough, he's smart enough and doggone it, people like him
    • Separated at birth?
    • Terrifying new torture method revealed.
    • Chauncey Gardner on steroids
    • Just when you think you're out, they drag you back in...
    • President Training Wheels less than truthful, again...
    • What would Poo do?
  • ►April (61)
    • Let's hope this partially catches on...
    • It isn't the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in.
    • Why is Tom Shales' head completely brown?
    • No Barry, torture is listening to you perpetuating your lies, waterboarding would be a treat by comparison
    • No Fan of San Fran Nan's Plan
    • I'm in a 100 daze...
    • Hey Barry, quarter of a penny for your thoughts...
    • About as popular as a bacon sandwich at a Jewish wedding...
    • Jimmy Napolitano solves another crisis, how does he do it?
    • If Obambi apologizes in the woods, and no-one is there to hear it...
    • Hey Alanis, this is irony...
    • The lunatics have taken over the asylum, apparently with our blessing
    • Safe as money in the bank, as we used to say...now?
    • They all voted for this guy, but did they deserve this?
    • World's greatest orator ever, if he says so himself
    • Norah, you ignorant slut...
    • Wot, me worry?
    • Come on...at least he's consistent
    • Internet inventor and Climate charlatan adds "bully" and "coward" to his resume
    • Tune in for tonight's episode, where Johnny Cola finally gets his logo...
    • A Dream Act primer
    • Barry steps on a rake
    • Re-arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, BHO-style
    • Homos of the world untie!
    • Allow myself to introduce...myself
    • Juan McCain eez een trouble...
    • Jimmy Nap re-inserts foot
    • Hey Barry, I was born at night, but not last night
    • Tea party at Harold's Corral
    • Borat tries to make "sexy time" with...Ron Paul??
    • Hugo and Barry sitting in a tree
    • Why, oh why, is the Washington Post always the last to know?
    • CNN hits bottom, continues to dig
    • Pot of tea for 250,000 please
    • Michelle Malkin is kindly serving tea...
    • Reasons to be tearful, part II
    • Hate to hit a man when he's down, but...
    • Don't Tea-z me bro
    • Can Barry do anything on the up and up?
    • Six years later, guilty as charged
    • Those wacky Brits, part II
    • Anchor babies
    • Shadows? We don't need no stinking shadows
    • Barry's no Capt. Jack Sparrow
    • Do we even know if he can spell potato?
    • Gubmint is broke[n]
    • More tea, Barry?
    • Barry, the King o' lingo
    • The mediocre media
    • Teleprompter-in-Chief throws entire nation under bus
    • That on the job training's a bitch, ain't it?
    • Lord, he was born a rambling man...
    • The Duke of Hazard
    • Driving a wedge through the pledge drive
    • See, Barry doesn't always suck when he's off Teleprompter...
    • Johnny, Johneee, oh Johnny Mac...please don't hurry back
    • Vote pandering and gerrymandering, oh my!
    • "90% of weapons in Mexico come from US" is 100% NOT true
    • Pretty soon, there will be no illegal aliens, but not in the way you think.
    • Brave Sir Barry
    • "Your nephew's the what, now?" says judge absentmindedly
  • ►March (81)
    • Tea bag the President...
    • and you thought your credit card debt was high...
    • The lunatics already took over the asylum, now they are diversifying
    • Is Obama a mere mortal, after all?
    • "Tuzla dash" survivor goofs again
    • President genius strikes again
    • The nightmare "DREAM" act is back
    • Your tax dollars at work
    • Euro-style health care, what could go wrong?
    • Kids, they blow up so quickly...
    • Hillary blames America, quelle surprise!
    • You can't fool with the law
    • Your healthcare future
    • Oxymoronic Gubmint, without the oxy part...
    • Messiah the liar
    • Mrs. Dodd had her finger in the pie, too
    • Stick a fork in Dodd, he's done
    • This is your President speaking
    • When Teleprompters attack
    • Photo that needs no caption
    • Be scareder, be very scareder
    • Be scared, be very scared
    • I like your style, Kyl
    • Is this a top ten, or a bottom ten?
    • He did what, now?
    • M.O. continues her M.O.
    • It was just five scant months ago...
    • Hate to say I told you so, but
    • America jumps the shark
    • Obambi's Teleprompter has it's own blog
    • Beyond belief
    • Mr Hanson writes
    • Oh wait, you mean that AIG bailout...
    • No fan of San Fran Nan...
    • That namby pamby Bambi
    • Those wacky Brits.
    • Geithner...ready to hit the ground stumbling?
    • Barry's fibs come back to haunt him, again.
    • Teddy and Doddy's excellent adventure
    • Chris Dodd outraged at...Chris Dodd
    • Not that there's everything wrong with that
    • Ron Silver RIP
    • Gordon Brown...Barry's just not that into you
    • Did he remember to pack his trunk?
    • In Dodd we trust?
    • If it could only talk...
    • Just hop on the bus, Gus
    • Even Bigger Ears "environmental" tour
    • I was kidding, you guys, sheesh!
    • Left finally comes to terms that Obama is not Jesus. Jesus could actually build a cabinet
    • That's gonna leave a mark
    • The Sheriff vs Jimmy the Wonder-boy [ex] Governor
    • Noted philanderer pontificates on a "fundamental moral issue."
    • He's not the Messiah, He's a very naughty boy.
    • Heckuva job Bambi!
    • Grandma got rejected by a Gulfstream...
    • Hey Barack, the ocean called...
    • The Dishonorable Charlie Rangel
    • Barry votes "present", again
    • American Press outraged by Obama
    • Obambi is "too tired."
    • Car Czar's to visit Detroit.
    • A bridge too far
    • Hillary re-inserts foot.
    • Obama administration gift giving is the gift that keeps on giving.
    • Al Gore pontificates.
    • Is Obama this dense?
    • Hillary comes clean.
    • Barry and his amazing technicolor Teleprompter.
    • Mortgage malfeasance, continued.
    • President-in-Training embarrasses the US...again.
    • Timmy and Charley's excellent adventure.
    • The Presidential Quandary.
    • Our Dear Clueless Leader
    • What's next, Sir O.J.Simpson?
    • Another picture that needs no caption...
    • It takes a thief to catch a thief...
    • “line by line to make sure that we are not spending money unwisely.”
    • The age of Racial Unity...thanks Barry.
    • The Dow[n] Jones
    • Surprise, surprise; Obama is not helping.
  • ►February (72)
    • Enjoy your $8 per week windfall.
    • I agree with Mr Eastwood, not that I would ever disagree, or anything.
    • Obama and Presidential responsibility
    • The Gnomes are nervous. I'm curious.
    • Jimmy Napolitano sad, very sad.
    • Arizona Republic continues its decline...
    • Apparently you can't get there from here.
    • More good news on illegal immigration.
    • Post that needs no caption
    • I think it means he hasn't been caught yet.
    • The Charlatan is back, and this time, he's delusional.
    • US invented Auto? Krauts go nuts. Poland on full alert.
    • Obama addresses a joint session of Congress
    • Thank God he didn't buy a mansion...
    • Best President evah! According to impartial White House source.
    • It's easy to vow to cut the deficit in half, especially if at first you quadruple it.
    • Even gooder news.
    • Good news, for a change.
    • The Rev. Al Charlatan strikes again.
    • Chris Dodd antics further revealed.
    • ACORN thuggery
    • Crisis, what crisis?
    • and we're back...
    • Obama rated highest in...
    • Another Obama lie.
    • Vladimir Putin said what.
    • From our reporter on the scene, George Orwell
    • Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.
    • Judd Gregg rebuffs The Messiah
    • Phoenix emulates Avis
    • Oh no, he didn't...
    • Happy days are here again.
    • Nanny state in the UK strikes again.
    • Just a thought.
    • The "bailout" explained pictorally.
    • Iowa trooper suspended for blasphemy.
    • Chris Dodd has 100% disapproval rate...
    • Obambi's first miracle.
    • Poor widdle pookums in Gitmo.
    • Bipartisan buffoonery.
    • The campaign's over, Barry.
    • President-in training throws Slow Joe under the bus.
    • There is no added pork in the "stimulus" bill, it's nothing but pork.
    • Another reason to be grateful you are not English.
    • Dingy Harry strikes again.
    • Illegals sue Rancher
    • This seems like a good idea.
    • If, at first, you don't succeed...
    • Washington math.
    • When multiculturalism goes mad.
    • Politician breaks promise.
    • The honeymoon is over.
    • The Obamessiah is gonna get crucified.
    • Senator proposing Fairness Doctrine is completely impartial.
    • The L.A. Times continued descent into irrelevance.
    • Lyndsay Graham borrows a pair.
    • Charlie Rangel is still not in Jail.
    • Robert Gibbs underwhelms.
    • Let's lighten up a smidge.
    • Once Again Dodd Thumbs his Nose at us.
    • Botoxed Bozo Blows it.
    • Score one for the good guys
    • The Dark Nit has a Snit
    • Gore bores boors who make laws...
    • A Clean break, my...
    • Talentless Hack Jumps Ship.
    • My God, Dodd that's Odd!
    • Chris Dodd thinks we are as stupid as the folks who re-elected him
    • Obama and his Merry Men
    • Tom Daschle, another dodgy nominee.
    • Well Played Senator.
    • Heckuva job, Bambi!
  • ►January (16)
    • More Folly from the land of fruits and nuts
    • But,but...they promised they wouldn't
    • Don't you hate when that happens?
    • When genetic experimentation goes horribly wrong...
    • Hallelujah, No More Scratched DVDs
    • From the incompetency files
    • Nobody does it better.
    • What is on Shepard Smith's mind?
    • Let Them Eat Cake!
    • Scientology; It's not like it's a cult or anything
    • God Ridicules Al Gore Once Again
    • Only 3 more years and 51 weeks to go....
    • Why is Chris Dodds not in jail?
    • Thought of the day...
    • A Tele-Visual Delight
    • "You're Only Supposed To Blow the Bloody Doors Off"