Couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of twenties…

Our gubmint, that is! Remember, these are the people who want to manage your health and they are not even capable of giving away money. From Breitbart,

The Greater New York Automobile Dealers Association, which represents dealerships in the New York metro area, said about half its 425 members have left the program because they cannot afford to offer more rebates. They’re also worried about getting repaid. “(The government) needs to move the system forward and they need to start paying these dealers,” said Mark Schienberg, the group’s president. “This is a cash-dependent business.”

And it’s happening in New Mexico, too, where we learn this staggering tidbit of information, courtesy of KRQE.com,

Some New Mexico auto dealers have backed out of the cash-for-clunkers program and more may do so as the federal government takes its time providing cash reimbursements. Dealers across the state are owed more than $3.6 million, according to a dealers’ group which says that so far Uncle Sam has only written three checks totaling about $14,000.

Good grief! What do you expect from the folks who brought you both the DMV and the Post Office? That noise you hear? It’s the sound of millions of dollars of future campaign donations being stuffed back into wallets, accompanied by the ripping sound of a million Obama/Biden ‘08 bumper stickers being carefully removed and tossed. Barry went from hero to zero in record time.

Clunkers of a different kind over at Big Hollywood.

A whole lot more over at Michelle Malkin.